ocr: THE ITALIAN WHO CAME TO CANADA ONE DAY, iMA GO TO WIMMIPEG TO A BIGGA HOTEL. i GO TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST. i TELLA THE WSITRESS i WANNA TWO Piss's TOAST. SHE BRINGA ME ONLY ONE A Piss. i TELLA HER i WANNA TWO Piss. SHE SAY GU TO THE TUILET. i SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND, i WANNA TWO Piss ON THE PLATE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NO Piss ON THE PLATE, YOU SUNNA BITCH. i DON T EVEN KNOW THE LADY, AND SHE CALL ME SUNNA BITCH LATER, i GO TO EAT SOMA LUNCH AT DRAKE RESTURANT. THE WAITRESS BRINGS ME A SPUUN, ANA KNIFE, BUT NO FOCK. i TELLA HER i WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLLA ME EVERYBUDY WANNA FOCK. i TELLA HER, YOU NO UND ...